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Dollymopp
19 Jul 09 03:41
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Joined: 15 May 08
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I very rarely have a bad kisser, but I have had 2 in the past year! That's a lot for me.
What is bad kissing though?
Well, everyone is different, but when you get a face masher, you can't overtake the mashness (new word there) and teach them a nicer way? They are just mashing it up all over your visage.
It makes me howl in a fun way, I don't shy away, I sort of have a face joust. I don't often win though!
Bad kissing for me means, gripping me in a headlock, mashing their teeth against mines, trying to involve my nose and chin in the mouthful, or a gap of 6 inches between us, and just wiggling their tongue at me, trying to lick my bare eyeball (ouch!)
Give us your awful kissing stories, and maybe we can have some good ones too. |
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Magicdevil
22 Jul 09 12:50
Posts: 6
Joined: 31 Jul 08
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The Bad Ones: This episode happened to me with an Oriental Chick while I was in Singapore..when booking her the agent said "Great Kisser previous Customers book her because she is a Great Kisser combined with Other Services" so I fell to his trap of sweet words. When I meet the Escort the first thing I noticed was that she was wearing a Braces for her Teeth which made to think I am going to Kiss her with her Braces ..so I decided to kiss her..the end result having cuts on my lips and mouth. This was the most horrible and scary kiss I ever had.
The Good One: Recently when I met a Moroccan Girl. She was gentle and her soft and tender style of Kissing with occasional bitting made Kissing a wonderful experience and memorable.
General Kissing is the best way of foreplay. |
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Satan
16 Oct 09 20:31
Posts: 56
Joined: 15 May 08
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Yeah. Gotta get the tonsil hockey right doncha know!
Had GF once who when I approached her seemed to tense and pucker, becoming all tight mouthed in a kind of "Repelling all boarders" kind of way. Pretty gal and lovely in so many ways, but if ya can't get the basics right then it's game over in the Satanic jungle.
Oh, and there seems to be a connection between kissing a BJ's. If you can do kissin then theres a good chance you know what you're doing in the BJ department.
Sadly, this particular gal failed in both areas. She wondered why I dumped her!!
Bless :-) |
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BunniesofLondon
17 Oct 09 12:42
Posts: 35
Joined: 10 Jul 08
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I just hate it when they slobber especially with bad breath.....urgghhhh
seriously I have had quite a few diff types of kissers and let me tell you that I either get them sorted or just kick 'em in to touch.
It really does put me of when guys just can't kiss right.....kissing like a dog would lick your face or you can feel thier teeth OMG |
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SensualMaitre
29 Nov 09 23:05
Posts: 57
Joined: 11 Jun 08
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Haven't had a bad kisser in a long while, must say.
But those I've come across get a lesson first... which they seem to enjoy.
I like to provide an incentive... if their lips can kiss they get rewarded with kissing and mouth resuscitation on their other lips... seems to work the magic!
Kissing is not just for the lips... what about all those other erogenous zones that cry out for attention?
(Never noticed any correlation between oral and kissing technique; they're quite different in my experience). |
